I'm talking about none other than eating...

That's correct ladies and gentlemen. Pizza. I have not had a single slice or even a nibble of pizza in over 5 months. But tonight, I did it. I made an educated and planned out decision to eat it. I saved up my calories and enjoyed it!
It wasn't anything fancy. Or from anywhere special. And I could've easily made one at home. But decided that ordering from a local "Take 'N Bake" pizza shoppe would be the easiest and quickest tonight. I ordered the Herb Chicken Mediterranean deLITE Pizza which had all of my favorites...chicken, feta, sundried tomatoes, spinach and garlic. All on a thin crispy crust. And at 180 calories, 9 grams of fat, 15 carbs and 10 grams of protein for EACH slice, it was tasty.
I worked very hard over the past 5 months, I deserved this one piece, right? Well...what about 2 slices, one for me and one for the baby, that's great justification, if I do say so myself. (Or so I told myself as I practically inhaled each slice.)
It tasted good. But I'm sure it will be a while before I order another one. This bloated feeling makes me a little groggy. Almost like I'm in a pizza coma.
So farewell pizza coma...it's almost my bedtime and you've made me really tired. Go push your slices off on one of the other 310 billion Americans. I won't be seeing you for quite some time.